Dhowries Union

Dowries: A lover or a spouse’s week is composed of loving duty and espousing (not work) of two days in a market week (4 days) or factory week (5 days) or a warring week (7 days); The dhowry is based on the condition of the union, and the length of time accepted by both or more parties to the union, and/or household. The breadwinner pays the full cost of the dhowry – whereas, ‘a standard union’ dhowry cost between two, or indeed more people is born evenly, or fairly evenly between both or more parties – fairly evenly can follow the following modes: (Photographic – the law of the third’s going to the owner of the eye; Islamic – dividing between the butch and the femme with 70 percent to the femme and 30 percent to the butch; the law of beauty with 5% from the femme, and 95% to the butch, or the symbolic 1% from the butch and 99% to the independently wealthy.

The receiver of the dhowry is by condition a personal – it may be a hotelier, a bank account or a purse held by both or either party.

The Union may be called by the following names and any active currency with the head of a sovereign, living in body or ancestral shall be a witness, as long as the ‘spouse’ on the currency is read or declared in proper manner. (For example ‘E Pluribus Unum’

  • HUNTERIAN
  • GATHERATION
  • ASSIGNATION

This is predicated on firm affirmation of intent to honour a contractual association of loving service

An mbari union between two or more people – is a marital, martial, or merecharles or merechant union – that can happen in intervals of two:

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Two seconds (Tupence; 20 Naira)

Interregnum: Two seconds – Two minutes

Two minutes (Ten Pence; Fifty Naira)

Interregnum: Two Minutes to Two Hours

Two Hours (Ten Pounds; Five Thousand Naira)

Interregnum: Two Hours to Two Periods of Day (Dawn, Morning, Noon, Evening and Night)

Two Periods of Day (e.g. Morning & Dawn, Noon and Evening – Two Days (£20 Pounds; 10, 000 Naira)

Two Days of ‘four hours’ spent (£40 x 2 – £80; 35, 000 Naira – Naira is approx) –

Two Weeks (£280; 140, 000 Naira)

The following lengths of time can be calculated from this:  Two Months; Two Quarters; Two Quarters; Two Quarters – Two Seasons; Two Seasons – Two Seasons ; Two Seasons to Two New Years; Two New Years to Two Years

GATHERERS

This is predicated on symbolic affirmation of affection rather than representative cost

Enter New Year or Enter Keji Dowry: £5 x 24 = £120 or 50 Naira x 24 = 1, 200 Naira; 500 X 24 = 12, 000 Naira) for a year’s manifestation every two days

Revivals: Every two years with the same dowry  

BORNGARTERERS

This is predicated on firm affirmation of commitment and intention to provide

Two Zeros to Two Decades (Oloni: 50 Naira; Olola; 500 Naira; Olowo; 5000; Olagbara-owo – 50, 000, Agbaraowo – 500, 000 Naira) x 20 – the twenty factor representing the number of years from birth it takes a child to literally or metaphorically fly from the nest.

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